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Post by stephuk on Jun 15, 2003 13:30:02 GMT -5
...knowing that i've gotta go to college tomorrow. grr. can anybody cheer me up? a funny joke? a song perhaps?
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Post by jamie on Jun 15, 2003 13:30:46 GMT -5
I've got so much revision to do for tuesday. got to wake up early tomorrow to get ready for the terry and gaby show
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Post by Muinimula on Jun 15, 2003 13:31:40 GMT -5
Joke:
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because someone threw a piano at her.
I love that joke. ;D ;D
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Post by stephuk on Jun 15, 2003 13:33:42 GMT -5
more more! i want more!
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 15, 2003 13:47:35 GMT -5
Just looking at your avatar cheers me up Jessica
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Post by lovebomb on Jun 15, 2003 13:48:51 GMT -5
My brother told me a joke today, its not very nice but it tickled me.
Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
To see it's expression.
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Post by Muinimula on Jun 15, 2003 13:49:00 GMT -5
These jokes must be read in very quick succession...:
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
How do you get an elephant into your fridge? Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you get a giraffe into your fridge? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
How does an elephant hide up a tree? Paints its nails red and pretends it's a bunch of cherries.
How does an elephant get down from a tree? Sits on a leaf and waits til autumn.
What's big and grey and hurts when it falls on your head from a tree? A car park.
The last one is the best methinks. ;D
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Post by stephuk on Jun 15, 2003 13:49:44 GMT -5
awww. then i look at the top half in yours. lovely. half of david each! yay.
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Post by P-G (A Present for Everyone) on Jun 15, 2003 13:52:10 GMT -5
i got work 2moro evening 2moros gonnna be cack i reckon :S
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Post by Jonny on Jun 15, 2003 13:56:50 GMT -5
Butcher: "I had to sack my assistant" Me: "Why?" Butcher: "He kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer" Me: "Oh...what happened to the bacon slicer?" Butcher: "I sacked her as well"
Guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend strapped to his back. His mate asks him what he's come as. He says "A turtle" "So what's that on your back?" "That's Michelle"
copyright/stolen from Peter Kay
It's probably the way you tell them though. Sorry.
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 15, 2003 13:59:22 GMT -5
awww. then i look at the top half in yours. lovely. half of david each! yay. We are like two halves of one of those school play donkeys. *Insert ass joke here* I'm not sure which half I prefer. I like them best stuck together I think, but then we couldn't share him, unless we cloned him...hmm... Jessica
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 15, 2003 14:02:26 GMT -5
Guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend strapped to his back. His mate asks him what he's come as. He says "A turtle" "So what's that on your back?" "That's Michelle" I love that one! I don't have any jokes cos I always forget them or say them wrong so they aren't funny. Jessica
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Post by Pandarama on Jun 15, 2003 14:33:12 GMT -5
Q. How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One to change the bulb, and twenty to stand around saying "We didn't do it like that at the National."
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Post by jamie on Jun 15, 2003 14:33:54 GMT -5
Q. How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One to change the bulb, and twenty to stand around saying "We didn't do it like that at the National." that's very good.
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Post by Conan on Jun 15, 2003 14:44:18 GMT -5
How does an elephant get down from a tree? Sits on a leaf and waits til autumn. Thats my favourite.
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