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Post by max on Sept 14, 2003 9:35:07 GMT -5
FC - one of my female friends said of the prospect "nope,. its cats or adoption"
my last GF had twin girls and was carrying them both around, and still had major back problems at their age of 10. She had got very twisted during the births and things "felt" very strange indeed (trying not to upset Jamie again with talk of hetero sex!)
i can completely understand any woman being scared of the birth thing - i wouldnt want to do it.
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Post by Jonny on Sept 14, 2003 9:37:45 GMT -5
Having babies is a very odd idea when you think about it.
If you truly love a woman, you prove your love by putting your seed in her- causing her 9 months of depression, agony, weight gain, puking and loss of self-confidence And at the end of the 9 months, your beautiful lady friend has to push out of her fanjita something roughly the size of a watermelon. Following this comes the fear of the object of her love and her watermelon sized offspring both rejecting her.
That's real love, that is.
And the natural selection thing.
In the animal kingdom, crap and retarded animals die, leaving the clever, fitter and generally better animals to survive and procreate with the other better animals (like the hedgehogs who learned to go faster instead of curl up when cars fly at them)
Alas, this is different with humans. The ace humans generally have between 0 and 3 kids who grow up to be ace Retarded pikey humans have between 5 and 22 kids (for a football match) This means that eventually, there will be no ace humans left in the whole of the world- only pikeys.
Our descendants will live in caves and be scared of the sun and things. Further down the line, they'll start eating bananas and living in trees and so on until the human race goes back to the sea where we all started.
/me rant ends *
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Post by Poptastic UK on Sept 14, 2003 9:47:46 GMT -5
Sounds horrible, but I don't like children very much. Can't wait to leave my school and be rid of them. Some of the year 7s appear to be half my size, making them seriously miniscule.
Jessica
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Post by FairyCakes on Sept 14, 2003 9:47:58 GMT -5
Having babies is a very odd idea when you think about it. If you truly love a woman, you prove your love by putting your seed in her- causing her 9 months of depression, agony, weight gain, puking and loss of self-confidence And at the end of the 9 months, your beautiful lady friend has to push out of her fanjita something roughly the size of a watermelon. Following this comes the fear of the object of her love and her watermelon sized offspring both rejecting her. That's real love, that is. Some good points there Mr.Jonny. I mean, don't get me wrong, i really really really want to fall in love and have babies but it just seems so scary! Plus nothing is ever the same again, pysically, mentally or emotionally. Its scary...
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Post by max on Sept 14, 2003 9:52:31 GMT -5
Sounds horrible, but I don't like children very much. Can't wait to leave my school and be rid of them. Some of the year 7s appear to be half my size, making them seriously miniscule. Jessica so youre quite petite then, Jessica ?
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Post by Poptastic UK on Sept 14, 2003 10:15:23 GMT -5
Well not that tiny. 5ft3 on last measurement. The problem is I've been that size for a rather long time and would quite like to grow a bit more now please.
Jessica
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Post by max on Sept 14, 2003 10:17:07 GMT -5
well, i think average height for female is still only 5'5" so youre really not far shy, and you could wear heels. personally i think shorter girls are cute.
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Post by Andrew* on Sept 14, 2003 10:23:00 GMT -5
When my mum was in the hospital having me, she made a diary! she came out with some lovely lines: ''I was strapped to a monitor'' ''I kept saying i cant, i cant push!!'' ''we were both marvelling at Andrew'' ''he made some noises'' ''I said he was ugly but lovely'' ''I noticed his nose first'' ''I told david(my dad) to fuck off'' Im so glad she made a diary!
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Post by FairyCakes on Sept 14, 2003 10:30:55 GMT -5
When my mum was in the hospital having me, she made a diary! she came out with some lovely lines: ''I was strapped to a monitor'' ''I kept saying i cant, i cant push!!'' ''we were both marvelling at Andrew'' ''he made some noises'' ''I said he was ugly but lovely'' ''I noticed his nose first'' ''I told david(my dad) to fuck off'' Im so glad she made a diary! How ace! My mum told my dad to fuck off too....maybe its regulation or something?
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Post by max on Sept 14, 2003 10:32:42 GMT -5
How ace! My mum told my dad to fuck off too....maybe its regulation or something? perfectly understandable under the circumstances, I think
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Post by Poptastic UK on Sept 14, 2003 10:41:26 GMT -5
I don't know if my Mum told anyone to fuck off. She never really tells me stuff about before (or when) I was born. She probably did swear lots though, she's quite good at that.
Jessica
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Post by Forgive Me Jenny Elly Moondial on Sept 14, 2003 10:42:06 GMT -5
But i really want babies so i suppose i'd better get use to the fact its going to be very very painful. I think you'll make a lovely mum. Though I also think you'll be one of those parents that dresses their kids in stuff like this:
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Post by max on Sept 14, 2003 10:43:44 GMT -5
She probably did swear lots though, she's quite good at that. *laugh*
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Post by Andrew* on Sept 14, 2003 10:43:56 GMT -5
I don't know if my Mum told anyone to fuck off. She never really tells me stuff about before (or when) I was born. She probably did swear lots though, she's quite good at that. Jessica hehe. its probably regulation like max said im quite upset my mum said i was ugly and i made noises. But then all babies are like that . arent they?
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Post by FairyCakes on Sept 14, 2003 10:47:13 GMT -5
I think you'll make a lovely mum. Though I also think you'll be one of those parents that dresses their kids in stuff like this: awwww bless you Mr.Moondial! I probably would buy my baby a little baby grove like that, but they'd only wear it at christmas or something like that. The other times they'd wear those sweet little baby groves with the ducks and lambs on with the little tiny shoes...awwww...bless.
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