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Post by Pandarama on Jul 3, 2003 15:33:20 GMT -5
A stunned silence falls over the PJBB house as the door opens for the first time since indiehorse was evicted. The housemates had of course wondered whether Hula, who walked some days previous, would be replaced, but had received no firm confirmation from Big Sister or Big Brother.
Lalas steps into the room and drops her suitcase at her feet, surveying her surroundings. She plays with her hair nervously and introduces herself to her housemates.
Lalas, this is Big Brother. Please fill in the questionnaire for the benefit of introduction to your housemates:
Name
Age
Job
Favourite colour
Favourite heated beverage
Most embarrassing memory
Pet hate
Reason why you should win
Thank you Lalas. Enjoy your stay in the Popjustice Big Brother house.
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Post by Pandarama on Jul 3, 2003 15:36:33 GMT -5
Big Brother would also like to remind housemates that Lalas is excused from the nominations process for her first week in the house. This means that she will not be called upon to nominate, nor will she be eligible to be nominated for eviction by the other housemates.
Big Brother thanks housemates for their cooperation.
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Post by FairyCakes on Jul 3, 2003 16:41:38 GMT -5
hey lalas..... i assume since hula left...your living in our round house...welcome!  |
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Post by flum on Jul 4, 2003 9:50:18 GMT -5
*waves through fence at Lalas*
Morning!
*Pours bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes and eats them next to the pool*
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Post by Nick on Jul 4, 2003 10:01:09 GMT -5
We didn't budget for Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, Flum.
I thought we agreed that we'd buy normal cornflakes, and the people who wanted Crunchy Nut Cornflakes could add their own honey and nuts?
And you've got Kelloggs ones! Not even a supermarket brand! We can't afford it!
*throws Crunchy Nut Cornflakes aside, and tucks into his 15oz sirloin steak*
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Post by flum on Jul 4, 2003 10:28:34 GMT -5
We didn't budget for Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, Flum. I thought we agreed that we'd buy normal cornflakes, and the people who wanted Crunchy Nut Cornflakes could add their own honey and nuts? And you've got Kelloggs ones! Not even a supermarket brand! We can't afford it!*throws Crunchy Nut Cornflakes aside, and tucks into his 15oz sirloin steak**Flum looks down sadly at the mess of sweet tasting cereal and discoloured milk intermingled in the grass, a tear rolls down his face at the injustice of it all. He looks around him, before thinking what the hell and getting down on his hands and knees and licking it up like a dog. A DOG!* |
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Post by Nick on Jul 4, 2003 10:39:33 GMT -5
*Flum looks down sadly at the mess of sweet tasting cereal and discoloured milk intermingled in the grass, a tear rolls down his face at the injustice of it all. He looks around him, before thinking what the hell and getting down on his hands and knees and licking it up like a dog. A DOG!* |
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Post by Pandarama on Jul 4, 2003 11:07:59 GMT -5
*SHP sits at the garden table, slowly and thoughtfully eating a piece of bread with HP sauce on it. He deliberates interveninig in the fight growing between Nick and flum, but decides against it on the grounds that both are bigger and buffer than he. He looks worriedly over the fence wondering if he will be on the other side of it on Sunday...*
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Post by flum on Jul 4, 2003 12:44:20 GMT -5
*SHP sits at the garden table, slowly and thoughtfully eating a piece of bread with HP sauce on it. He deliberates interveninig in the fight growing between Nick and flum, but decides against it on the grounds that both are bigger and buffer than he. He looks worriedly over the fence wondering if he will be on the other side of it on Sunday...* *Flum looks over at the jealous look on Panda's face, and is once again glad that BB installed a reality distorting mirror in the house, he then goes off and puts some itching powder in Nick's rubber shorts.* |
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Post by Nick on Jul 4, 2003 12:51:41 GMT -5
*Flum looks over at the jealous look on Panda's face, and is once again glad that BB installed a reality distorting mirror in the house, he then goes off and puts some itching powder in Nick's rubber shorts.* |
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Post by flum on Jul 4, 2003 12:57:05 GMT -5
*From the corner of his eye, Nick watches Flum head for the boy's bedroom, and stifles a yawn. He thinks how smart he was earlier on to change the itching powder for talcum powder, which, as any decent rubber enthusiast knows, makes it far, far easier to get the shorts on and off.* *Suddenly from the bathroom a scream is heard. Clearly someone has applied the talcum powder, which is, of course, now itching powder, but who could it be?* |
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Post by Nick on Jul 4, 2003 13:47:06 GMT -5
*Suddenly from the bathroom a scream is heard. Clearly someone has applied the talcum powder, which is, of course, now itching powder, but who could it be?* |
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Jul 4, 2003 17:20:14 GMT -5
Why the fuck did PJBB give you guys itching powder?
It beggars belief...
What next? Live hand grenades?
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Post by flum on Jul 4, 2003 20:27:42 GMT -5
Why the fuck did PJBB give you guys itching powder? It beggars belief... What next? Live hand grenades? Shhh! I smuggled it in with me, along side my Nicola pictures and my book of interesting lies. |
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Post by Nick on Jul 5, 2003 11:50:16 GMT -5
Why the fuck did PJBB give you guys itching powder? It beggars belief... What next? Live hand grenades? |
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