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Post by jNyasu: Geekspert And Utopian on Sept 15, 2003 12:58:35 GMT -5
Craig Dean has lovely hair.
What do you know about hair? Eh!
Shut up Josh.
And stop trying to kill him in such an unsexy way, you have to wrestttle.
Have you learnt nothing from Ben and Scott?
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Post by Antlerman Alfred Logan on Sept 15, 2003 14:48:10 GMT -5
Craig Dean has lovely hair. What do you know about hair? Eh! Shut up Josh. And stop trying to kill him in such an unsexy way, you have to wrestttle. Have you learnt nothing from Ben and Scott? josh has lovlier hair. but admittedly, their fights have been shite. |
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Post by X-Offender on Sept 15, 2003 14:49:41 GMT -5
Why's that little skin-head being horrible to Becca?
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Post by Antlerman Alfred Logan on Sept 15, 2003 14:55:38 GMT -5
Why's that little skin-head being horrible to Becca? because last time she did teaching practice, they didn't do the be horrible to becca storyline enough. and in hollyoaks high, they only have two teachers, and two lessons. |
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Post by X-Offender on Sept 15, 2003 15:01:19 GMT -5
Yes, but haven't there been quite enough twats being horrible to Becca storylines? Jamie? Alex? Adam? Why not have a someone being nice to Becca storyline? Just to keep us on our toes...
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Post by Antlerman Alfred Logan on Sept 15, 2003 15:02:49 GMT -5
Yes, but haven't there been quite enough twats being horrible to Becca storylines? Jamie? Alex? Adam? Why not have a someone being nice to Becca storyline? Just to keep us on our toes... exactly. the hollyoaks writers are lazy fuckers. i swear bombhead has had quasi-religious stories before. |
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Post by jNyasu: Geekspert And Utopian on Sept 15, 2003 15:18:19 GMT -5
i swear bombhead has had quasi-religious stories before. Didnt he think that he was cursed? or that whatever he prayed for would happen? It was around that time he "lived" with Mel Mr C. |
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Post by jNyasu: Geekspert And Utopian on Sept 15, 2003 20:46:38 GMT -5
I have done intensive research into Hollyoaks (not) and these are the observations/results I have come up with: - There are only three scriptwriters. One of them has delusions of grandeur, and writes budget Twin Peaks material that calls for dodgy camerawork. Another thinks it is a sitcom, albeit a poor one, and has the kids all making cutting remarks to one another which never quite make sense - "You're going to be so dead you'll wish you were Elvis" etc. A third writes the filler episodes, in which fuck all happens. - There are only three months' worth of storylines in the world. These are: rape, people getting in trouble at school, marriage and disability. We take the whole "relationships" thing as read. - Whenever a character has just woken up, is drunk, or doesn't feel very well, we must film their point of view going all wobby, or the viewer will not believe in it. - Nobody has any respect for Jodie. That is all. But who picks the music? And why is the wardrobe budget so low that characters often turn up in each others clothes? (Max and Craig have bother worn a top i own. And it's very very cheap and nasty) |
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Post by Antlerman Alfred Logan on Sept 16, 2003 1:22:44 GMT -5
And why is the wardrobe budget so low that very very cheap and nasty) see also: scott's vest, nick's hat and other crap |
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Post by Pandarama on Sept 16, 2003 5:09:36 GMT -5
There will be no complaining of Scott's constant vest-wearing. Not on my watch.  |
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Post by Culturetart1 on Sept 16, 2003 6:42:46 GMT -5
..........or ignoring the lovely gratuitous Ben 'top-off' shot at the start on the Omnibus on Sunday. There should be that every week, certainly eases the hangover.
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Post by Pandarama on Sept 16, 2003 18:07:25 GMT -5
I loved it when they interviewed Ali Bastian (Becca) in FHM and they commented on how the Sunday morning omnibus is little more than wank fodder, drawing particular attention to "the montage scene where you stood in front of a mirror modelling various different bikinis, with no sense of plot or character development".  |
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Post by Culturetart1 on Sept 17, 2003 6:22:01 GMT -5
Great to see there was even MORE Gratuitious Topless Ben scenes last night - AND he was tied up. Do you think the scriptwriters come on here 'cos somehow my prayers are being answered !!
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