The new Big Brother?

[Pony who Lunches.]

Dear Mr Popjustice, Sir,

can we please change the Big Brother board to a Popjustice Stage School board when it's all finished please? It will be a hothouse of Popjustice's prime talent and a few of us have offered our services at staff members. We would, of course, make you honorary principal.

Yours etc.

Pony.

[FairyCakes]

or...if we want to keep with the reality tv show theme, it could be pj fame acedemy, but better!

We could have people who sing, juggle, tap dance, draw...the list is endless! Plus we could have all the teachers and a singer janitor


go on....