Ludicrous-but-serious internet question.

[Nick]

I want my own bit of the internet.

Without having to do anything incredibly overcomplicated, what do I have to do?

I'd like to be able to, y'know, do good things with it / on it.

How do I register a specific site name (which I don't think anyone else is using)?

Why didn't they teach me this stuff at school?

Help me, someone. Please. I'm a fast learner...

[Antlerman Alfred Logan]

if you read the life forum, you'd see someone has started an almost identical thread.

wait a sec.........