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Post by Beautiful Freak on Jun 10, 2003 10:59:56 GMT -5
I think I love you. can I adopt you? it's about time spinmeround had a brother, we don't want him to turn into a spoilt only child!
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Post by Pandarama on Jun 10, 2003 11:36:04 GMT -5
Would that make him my adoptive brother-in-law? I'd like that (not in an incestuous way, either...)
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Post by Nick on Jun 10, 2003 15:54:05 GMT -5
I think I love you. can I adopt you? it's about time spinmeround had a brother, we don't want him to turn into a spoilt only child! I like Buckster, he said nice things about my gaydar profile. I'd also like to join your PJ family, if it's not a criminal offence. What's the family tree?
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YumPOP
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Post by YumPOP on Jun 10, 2003 16:17:54 GMT -5
When it's been explained do you want to call social services or shall I? ;D
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Post by Beautiful Freak on Jun 10, 2003 16:25:09 GMT -5
There's me, the matriarch (I like to feel I'm the matriarch of the whole board, not just my family, cos I'm the eldest!) There's my adopted son, spinmeround, who is maried to SHP. They have twins, Ainslie and Cheryl and adopted children Punkinatrix and Jessica. Alyson is their au pair. There's a mad aunt, but I've forgotten who that is. Then there's Flum the lodger and BestWorst the weird annoying neighbour. He's gone and got himself married to FairyCakes.
I think that's it, but could well be wrong. Apologies to anyone I've missed!
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Post by Nick on Jun 10, 2003 16:26:46 GMT -5
There's me, the matriarch (I like to feel I'm the matriarch of the whole board, not just my family, cos I'm the eldest!) There's my adopted son, spinmeround, who is maried to SHP. They have twins, Ainslie and Cheryl and adopted children Punkinatrix and Jessica. Alyson is their au pair. There's a mad aunt, but I've forgotten who that is. Then there's Flum the lodger and BestWorst the weird annoying neighbour. He's gone and got himself married to FairyCakes. I think that's it, but could well be wrong. Apologies to anyone I've missed! Fine and dandy. Where do I fit in?
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Post by Beautiful Freak on Jun 10, 2003 16:35:57 GMT -5
I'd have to think about what you'd be bringing to the family if I let you join. State your case and I shall consider it. all bribes received gratefully
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Post by Nick on Jun 10, 2003 16:45:38 GMT -5
I'd have to think about what you'd be bringing to the family if I let you join. State your case and I shall consider it. all bribes received gratefullyErm. Height, which equals status. Big feet, which equal potency. Good spelling, which equals abyllitty. A fine fellat*o technique, apparently (I can't comment on that one, sadly). I can't sing very well, but I have a nice accent. I could probably recite the titles to all the Magnetic Fields' 69 Love Songs (though probably not in the right order) if you gave me long enough. My keyring has a bottle-opener on it, which is handy for opening bottles. I own a much sought-after copy of 'Relentless', the limited edition Pet Shop Boys dance CD that came out with the first few thousand copies of 'Very'. I only bought it off Ebay a few months back, but it was unopened, and a lot cheaper that I expected. It's very good. I have the last episode of 'Night & Day' on VHS. I live in Manchester, where the northern gayers are. I am a gayer, but would 'do' a girl if I liked her enough and she was up for it. Just to see. My bisexual friend told me that girls "would fucking love a ride on that thing". I have a twin brother who, spookily, has popped on here a few times today, so if I die you could just replace me with him. But you'd bloody well better not.
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Post by Beautiful Freak on Jun 10, 2003 16:59:53 GMT -5
I reserve the right to wash out your mouth with soap when your sex talk gets too much. Those little *s aren't fooling anyone! I shall consider your application carefully and discuss it with the rest of my family.
Which shall soon hopefully include The Mighty Buckster. I still love you Buckster, I haven't forgotten you while all this threadjacking was going on!
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Post by jamie on Jun 10, 2003 17:03:18 GMT -5
I reserve the right to wash out your mouth with soap when your sex talk gets too much. Those little *s aren't fooling anyone! I shall consider your application carefully and discuss it with the rest of my family. Which shall soon hopefully include The Mighty Buckster. I still love you Buckster, I haven't forgotten you while all this threadjacking was going on! Can I join as well? Please? I know it might get overcrowded in your house but i'm sure there are things I would add to your life.
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Post by Beautiful Freak on Jun 10, 2003 17:14:16 GMT -5
you can be the little slave boy that does all the housework and cooking! you shall sleep outside in the empty dog kennel. luckily for you (or unluckily, whichever way you look at it) , the position of sex slave for the menfolk of the house has just been filled by Mr Lowculture.
Applications are now closed!
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Post by jamie on Jun 10, 2003 17:16:09 GMT -5
you can be the little slave boy that does all the housework and cooking! you shall sleep outside in the empty dog kennel. luckily for you (or unluckily, whichever way you look at it) , the position of sex slave for the menfolk of the house has just been filled by Mr Lowculture. Applications are now closed! Truly grateful master. Can i kiss your feet?
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Post by Beautiful Freak on Jun 10, 2003 17:19:18 GMT -5
You think I'd stoop so low as to let my slave boy kiss my feet? You ain't even touching 'em with your hands! Go do the ironing!
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Post by Nick on Jun 10, 2003 17:20:05 GMT -5
you can be the little slave boy that does all the housework and cooking! you shall sleep outside in the empty dog kennel. luckily for you (or unluckily, whichever way you look at it) , the position of sex slave for the menfolk of the house has just been filled by Mr Lowculture. Applications are now closed! So what position do I get? I'm sure as hell not living outside in a kennel. Mr Lowculture's got a Scots accent. I think I'd like to be one of the menfolk of the house, I'm just not sure which. If I have to, I'll just squat. In the house.
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Post by Beautiful Freak on Jun 10, 2003 17:26:24 GMT -5
So what position do I get? I'm sure as hell not living outside in a kennel. Mr Lowculture's got a Scots accent. I think I'd like to be one of the menfolk of the house, I'm just not sure which. If I have to, I'll just squat. In the house. like there's room! you shall just have to be patient and wait for your application to go through. we don't just let anyone join the family y'know! (ok we do) now everyone stop jacking my Buckster love thread!
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