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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 16, 2003 3:51:04 GMT -5
Ah if only I had a stalker....
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Post by buckster on Jun 16, 2003 5:00:20 GMT -5
**Buckster crawls out of his four poster bed and throws open the curtains. He is ready to face the day** I'm glad to see that the FAMILY appeared to have enjoyed the weekend. Except for FLUM and the nightclub experience . I seem to remember 'INDIEHORSE' having a similar experience. So here's what I suggest if you are faced with a similar experience. On the approach to the nightclub hold a freshly laundered white hankerchief to you nose to block out the smell of pee (crucial if it's the Astoria or Heaven). Dab round your nostrils regularly giving everyone the impression that you are 'well to do' and a dandy/ lady about town. Now here's the critical part... When a bouncer approaches you, turn your nose up, outsretch your hand and wave your hankerchief at him. For example, picture yourself in Elizabethan costume and you've just been approached by a plague ridden beggar and you wave him off with your perfumed hankie. Now you have pictured the scene - do exactly the same with the bouncer. It never fails to work for me. Give it a try. No bouncers=Good night out!
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YumPOP
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Post by YumPOP on Jun 16, 2003 12:45:22 GMT -5
yumPOP, would you like to join the family as panda's official stalker? Go on then. ;D And not to fear, I'm not the stabby stalker type. I just hang around in bushes with my telephoto lense. But if you get in the way... *shakes fist*
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Post by flum on Jun 16, 2003 14:58:17 GMT -5
**Buckster crawls out of his four poster bed and throws open the curtains. He is ready to face the day** I'm glad to see that the FAMILY appeared to have enjoyed the weekend. Except for FLUM and the nightclub experience . I seem to remember 'INDIEHORSE' having a similar experience. So here's what I suggest if you are faced with a similar experience. On the approach to the nightclub hold a freshly laundered white hankerchief to you nose to block out the smell of pee (crucial if it's the Astoria or Heaven). Dab round your nostrils regularly giving everyone the impression that you are 'well to do' and a dandy/ lady about town. Now here's the critical part... When a bouncer approaches you, turn your nose up, outsretch your hand and wave your hankerchief at him. For example, picture yourself in Elizabethan costume and you've just been approached by a plague ridden beggar and you wave him off with your perfumed hankie. Now you have pictured the scene - do exactly the same with the bouncer. It never fails to work for me. Give it a try. No bouncers=Good night out! It's a good idea, but fortunately I have no desire to return to that club anyway. I shall instead use it for the enxt time I see undesirables on the street, like people who want me to give them my bank details for 'charity' purposes. I obviously look far too charitable/wealthy/gullible for my own good.
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