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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 24, 2003 14:23:39 GMT -5
...that science tests are not the best times to realise:
1. You don't know anything about lenses
2. The buff hottie in front has tiny ears
3. One of the questions is totally messed up
4. You really want the Lillix album despite the first single sounding like Avril Lavigne (The rest is good, honest!)
5. You haven't done the biology homework that is due in in about an hour
6. You've forgotten your PE kit
7. You really hate science
8. You've spent the whole test thinking about things it's not good to realise in a science test
And that is my excuse for when I fail them. I'm sure the teachers will bow down and give me A*s anyway.
Jessica
ps. This is my 1st topic in the Life forum, even though I supposedly thought of it. Does this mean I now have a life?
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Post by FairyCakes on Jun 24, 2003 14:30:25 GMT -5
thats all so true....so so true...especially the thing about small ears
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Post by P-G (A Present for Everyone) on Jun 24, 2003 14:48:22 GMT -5
You really want the Lillix album despite the first single sounding like Avril Lavigne (The rest is good, honest!)
My mate goes on about them who are they?? are they any good??
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 24, 2003 15:11:12 GMT -5
thats all so true....so so true...especially the thing about small ears Do all buff hotties have small ears? I personally hadn't noticed before. The first Lillix single (It's About Time) is very Avril but is a grower. You should download some album tracks such as Promises, What I Like About You, Fork In The Road and Dirty Sunshine. They're all pretty cool and also much more varied than I expected. All pop-rock though. Jessica |
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Post by YumPOP on Jun 24, 2003 15:54:16 GMT -5
Do all buff hotties have small ears? Speaking in my capacity as head of the buff hottie awards panel I can tell you that the answer is not quite that simple. Buff hotties often have small ears, although it really means that they do not have large ears. A buff hottie can have big ears but may need to be more buff and an incredible hottie to compensate and achieve buff hottie status. Does that answer your question? ;D |
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 24, 2003 16:19:58 GMT -5
Yes, it all seem so obvious now. Thank you Professor YumPOP. Which do you prefer on a buff hottie, large or small ears? And why is it buff hottie and not buff hotty? Surely that would make more sense.
Jessica
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Post by YumPOP on Jun 24, 2003 16:29:26 GMT -5
Which do you prefer on a buff hottie, large or small ears? And why is it buff hottie and not buff hotty? Surely that would make more sense. Small ears. It's buff hottie TM so obviously it's spelt differently. It's a brand name and, besides, buffhotty.com was taken. ;D |
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 24, 2003 16:40:26 GMT -5
I like small ears, mainly cos the buff hottie mentioned in my list has them.  Jessica |
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Post by Pandarama on Jun 24, 2003 17:47:41 GMT -5
2. The buff hottie in front has tiny ears In my first year English exam at uni, they decided to sit me right behind the guy I'd fancied the pants off all year, despite the fact that our names were not remotely close to each other alphabetically. The entire seating plan seemed to be coincidental, and somehow I was right behind him. I didn't concentrate terribly well... |
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 25, 2003 7:58:50 GMT -5
I know how you feel SHP, I know very well! We sit in the same place for every science exam (3 so far, 2hrs each time) and I have a great view of the buffest 15 yr old hottie that currently exists (I have to allow for the fact that Will was 15 once and he is buffer)
Jessica
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Post by Poptastic UK on Jun 26, 2003 13:26:10 GMT -5
And now, The Top 5 Things Not To Do In A French Listening Test
1. Sit on a wobbly stool
2. Sit next to a horrible bitch
3. Write on the question paper instead of the answer sheet, so you have put your hand up and tell the teacher quickly what you've done, almost fall off said wobbly stool and look like the biggest idiot ever for all these reasons.
4. Write in French when it's meant to be English (How ridiculous is that? It's a French test!)
5. Write the answers in the wrong spaces, though that was my friend as well.
As you can see, my exams are going so well! If I pass one I'll be in shock at this rate.
Jessica
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Post by Lalas on Jun 26, 2003 13:41:54 GMT -5
And now, The Top 5 Things Not To Do In A French Listening TestAs you can see, my exams are going so well! If I pass one I'll be in shock at this rate. I spent the morning drinking vodka before my GCSE German listening test. Got an A. So don't give up hope!  |
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Post by wizzywow on Jun 27, 2003 6:23:50 GMT -5
i wrote in german english and french for one of my french written test after that i decided to give up french for the better
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Post by YumPOP on Jun 27, 2003 12:47:33 GMT -5
I owe my not bad at all GCSE French grade to sitting next to someone who did French and Spanish. Very often he'd start in French and then lapse into Spanish when writing things down.
Well, it helped me.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 28, 2003 3:49:01 GMT -5
I never passed no stinking exams* and I did OK!
Alyson
Alyson would like to point out I did pass all my art exams, and thus this is some basis of what I'm doing now, I'm just trying to sound wise and cool
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