Post by buckster on Jun 26, 2003 5:58:09 GMT -5
I like this kind of thread!
Which 'Celebrity' is sooooo annoying that given a chance you would gladly slap their chops and not feel the slightest bit of remorse! (No pop stars as that'll be stealing from the other room)
To get the ball rolling and in no particular order.....
Ant & Dec - Am I only the only person that thinks they are unfunny? There the modern version of 'The Krankies'
Beckham & Tango Spice - No question about Beckham's talents on the pitch. BUT is there nothing these two creatures won't promote? Motor Oil, Pepsi, Noodles, anything it would seem to get their smug mugs in magazines and TV. They hardly need the money so can it just be pure vanity that motivates them? and Tango... you'll look half human if you eat something once in a while.
Dale Winton - So camp, so deluded - he actually thought the British public believed he was straight until his revelation last year (to sell his book). Yeah, whatever Dale.
Cilla Black - Sweetheart, put those teeth away and get back in your coffin. Have some dignity honey and retire gracefully....Ooop's I forgot your celebrating 100 years in showbusiness this year...can't wait to buy your Gt Hits, go to your concerts, read your book...Yawn
Barbara Windsor - As above and proving there is life after death. Professional *f_a_g*-Hag.
Neil Fox - As discussed in earlier threads, pure cheese and pretty vacant
Richard Blackwood - Financially and morally bankrupt. Convinced himself he is talented but forgotten to convince everybody else. Your 15 minutes of fame is up kiddo - please leave the room.
Jonathan Wilkes (Robbies Best Mate) - Professional Hanger On and Z list celebrity in his own right. A legend in his own living room and working man clubs everywhere. Started off doing Pantomimes and will finish doing Pantomimes. Robbies gimp!
phew...your turn
Which 'Celebrity' is sooooo annoying that given a chance you would gladly slap their chops and not feel the slightest bit of remorse! (No pop stars as that'll be stealing from the other room)
To get the ball rolling and in no particular order.....
Ant & Dec - Am I only the only person that thinks they are unfunny? There the modern version of 'The Krankies'
Beckham & Tango Spice - No question about Beckham's talents on the pitch. BUT is there nothing these two creatures won't promote? Motor Oil, Pepsi, Noodles, anything it would seem to get their smug mugs in magazines and TV. They hardly need the money so can it just be pure vanity that motivates them? and Tango... you'll look half human if you eat something once in a while.
Dale Winton - So camp, so deluded - he actually thought the British public believed he was straight until his revelation last year (to sell his book). Yeah, whatever Dale.
Cilla Black - Sweetheart, put those teeth away and get back in your coffin. Have some dignity honey and retire gracefully....Ooop's I forgot your celebrating 100 years in showbusiness this year...can't wait to buy your Gt Hits, go to your concerts, read your book...Yawn
Barbara Windsor - As above and proving there is life after death. Professional *f_a_g*-Hag.
Neil Fox - As discussed in earlier threads, pure cheese and pretty vacant
Richard Blackwood - Financially and morally bankrupt. Convinced himself he is talented but forgotten to convince everybody else. Your 15 minutes of fame is up kiddo - please leave the room.
Jonathan Wilkes (Robbies Best Mate) - Professional Hanger On and Z list celebrity in his own right. A legend in his own living room and working man clubs everywhere. Started off doing Pantomimes and will finish doing Pantomimes. Robbies gimp!
phew...your turn