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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 7:10:18 GMT -5
So we influenced TATU then? I'll SUE!!!
Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 26, 2003 7:14:24 GMT -5
They're all ripping us off now. Even Jennifer Ellison nicked your sultry stare-pout, the toxic little minx. Look! We even invented Bling!
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 7:15:58 GMT -5
No that was us taking the piss out of Debbie Gibson for wearing more than one watch on each wrist, remember, just after Dad had got his girlie mag...
Who had THAT couch? It's just awful
Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 26, 2003 7:17:45 GMT -5
Well, you chose it.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 7:25:27 GMT -5
Did not! Take it back!
Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 26, 2003 7:28:49 GMT -5
I don't think we can - they only accept returned goods for four weeks, not ten years. Damn! Do you remember that time we went to a fancy-dress party, you got really pissed, and I had to carry you home on my shoulder? I do. Behold my long-suffering face, and your general pissedness. I never could take you anywhere.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 7:30:28 GMT -5
Are you not just generally quite a sulky little cow? What did they call you at school, Ms Mardy Pants? And in Australia, NO ONE knew what that word meant, it seemed apt!
You are just jealous I have TOTALLY superior breasts!
Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 26, 2003 7:33:30 GMT -5
Right, that's it, you've just earned yourself a kick up the arse... And I've clearly got far better legs than you have, bitch.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 7:41:25 GMT -5
I believe that is a photo of you in your mardy pants, Ms Mardy Pants!
Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 26, 2003 7:46:21 GMT -5
At least I don't wear Bacofoil. Look! Further photographic proof (if any were needed) that I'm much prettier than you: And, despite all your best efforts, I kept my balance on one leg. Hurrah for me!
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 7:49:40 GMT -5
Didn't you get mardy (AGAIN!) cos the caption to that photo was "Point if your twin is a spak moron?" Besides, who made us dress like this again.... I DO NOT think it was me who said "Hmmm...go the bum bag look" Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 26, 2003 7:57:45 GMT -5
Well, you're wearing it! I secretly unclasped mine and let it fall to the floor just before the photo was taken. You always were jealous that I could accessorise better than you. See, I chose these dandy earrings: You're trying so hard to look cool, while I just effortlessly pull it off.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 8:09:24 GMT -5
Awww yeah sis, you were ALWAYS the cool one... Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 26, 2003 8:12:02 GMT -5
Damn right. And I was never in jail, unlike you: Although I was secretly rather jealous of your invisible handcuffs.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 26, 2003 20:30:04 GMT -5
Oh yeah, well I think we all know who was "too cool for da school" and who was the school nerdlinger! Alyson
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