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Post by Forgive Me Jenny Elly Moondial on Jul 26, 2003 20:32:09 GMT -5
This is one of the funniest things I've seen on this site so far.
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Post by Nick on Jul 27, 2003 2:53:03 GMT -5
Oh yeah, well I think we all know who was "too cool for da school" and who was the school nerdlinger! Alyson Are those kids really us? We look like ickle boys. And, if they're in the right places, you were much cuter than me. Damn you. But they've got it wrong, surely? Just look at the lips.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 27, 2003 3:02:37 GMT -5
Never question the accuracy of Australian TV Week Magazine! You know I was the cute kid of the family! You were ALWAYS arguing about that school photo know....remember... Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 27, 2003 3:12:08 GMT -5
...and then I'd be all emotionally drained, and find solace with my future husby, and my future late-ex-mother-in-law (or, indeed, latex mother-in-law): See how angry you've made him?
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 27, 2003 3:15:50 GMT -5
It looks like young Jim has just woken up! There's no excuse for not tucking yer shirt in! And to be honest, I don't know what the hell THIS was all about Probably I was showing the photographer how much better my breasts were Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 27, 2003 3:21:35 GMT -5
I've still got nicer pins, though. Even God agreed. You remember that time we went to Heaven for the day, and he put me on a higher pedestal? Did you never realise why he did that? Yet again, my girlish knee-hugging beauty contrasts with your stiff, cumbersome, wiping-your-sticky-fingers-on-your-thigh pose. And I bet you can't make ivy grow out of your arse, can you?
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 27, 2003 4:44:24 GMT -5
Didn't that pedestal have a latin inscription...Mardius Missius Poutious...which means Miss Mardy with the pout? Anyway, here's some money, go call someone who cares! Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 27, 2003 5:05:01 GMT -5
I thought you cared! And after all I've done for you. Like the time I put on too much lipstick to try and make my mouth look as wonky as yours. You couldn't keep your busy hands off my arse that day, could you? Groper.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 27, 2003 5:10:18 GMT -5
Come come... ...we don't repeat of the fight that we had when this picture was taken...look at the look on MY face...no happy Jan... Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 27, 2003 16:17:51 GMT -5
STOP THE PRESSES!I've just found out what happened to your Stefan-sired kid. Well, kinda: You cut him out of your life. You heartless bitch. Why are you trying to rewrite the past?
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 28, 2003 2:40:01 GMT -5
Cos that wasn't a kid you idiot! It was the midget from Fantasy Island! We cut him out since he's dead now and we don't want to be disrespectful! Besides, remember that time we threw the kid up in the air and then ran into each other trying to catch him? Pah, try and shove ME out of the way would ya? Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 28, 2003 4:53:36 GMT -5
Well, it worked in the womb, didn't it? Isn't that how your got your wonky mouth in the first place? I hated it in the womb with you. So pokey and horrible. All I can say is thank God we didn't end up as Siamese twins. Who can imagine how awful that would have been? Rather like this, probably: A lifetime spent trying not to look at each other. Torture!
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 28, 2003 5:26:20 GMT -5
Yeah sis, that would REALLY suck, but you know what's it's like whenever we try and replace each other in our photos. I mean that woman isn't even trying to look forward with a sultry pout! Alyson
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Post by Nick on Jul 28, 2003 5:31:45 GMT -5
What a useless old cow. I wonder where I am in that photo? Oh yeah... SURPRISE! I'm behind you! Is it just a trick of the light, or are your knickers really tangled around your ankles?
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jul 28, 2003 5:52:27 GMT -5
No they were called Hackeysocks! Don't you remember them? God, you're a silly billy! Besides, if we want to talk knickers... ...honestly sis, you are SOOOOOOOOOOOO embarassing!
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