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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 4:56:09 GMT -5
Oh well, it seemed like fun...
Name: Alyson Guard
Age: 25
Job: Artist/Professional Skateboard and Surfboard designer
Favourite colour: Yellow and Blue
Favourite heated beverage: Milo
Most embarrassing memory: Totally this tape I made when was I was 12 for school in which I dissected the problems facing communist Russia. Not only do I look like a berk with my little pigtails, but the declarations are just SO right wing. Everytime I listen to my opinions on food shortages, I sound like a shock jock.
Pet hate: Dull American FM radio approved bands (Creed, Train, Nickelback, Pearl Jam etc)
Reason why you should win: Well I CAN'T, being BS (Big Sister)...
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Alyson
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Post by Antlerman Alfred Logan on Jun 19, 2003 5:40:24 GMT -5
i has a geography teacher who once started a lesson with the statement 'parts of the USSR were communist'. oh how we laughed.
what that has to do with anything beyond a very tenous link, i'm not too sure.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 5:45:38 GMT -5
He's got nothing on my declaration that in the USSR, the major cause of house fires are exploding TVs caused by shoddy communist workplace standards...
Alyson
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Post by Pandarama on Jun 19, 2003 5:47:51 GMT -5
He's got nothing on my declaration that in the USSR, the major cause of house fires are exploding TVs caused by shoddy communist workplace standards... Alyson Oh, Alyson, if you weren't already engaged... (and if I wasn't already a gayer. Obviously) |
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 5:50:10 GMT -5
Ah yes, it's the old story, boy meets girl on pop based message, girl woos boy with tales of hairhats and Kilwinning based muggings and terrible tapes about communist Russia, but boy and girl can't be together due to boy being gay, girl being engaged, and girl stalking AFL footballers... It's a classic tale  Alyson |
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Jun 19, 2003 6:28:34 GMT -5
Can I buy the film rights to that? It's hilarious!
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 6:31:59 GMT -5
I don't see why you can't have the film rights, so long as I can play "Girl" and Ben can play Ben
Alyson
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Post by Jonny on Jun 19, 2003 6:36:41 GMT -5
I want to be the director of this project
I've directed HellFlea and a whole series of Brown Town- so that makes me pretty well qualified.
And, thinking about it, it sounds more like one of those bloody Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks movies.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 6:44:03 GMT -5
I don't remember Meg Ryan playing an Australian surfboard painter...
Alyson
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Jun 19, 2003 6:46:38 GMT -5
You have the coolest job.
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Post by Jonny on Jun 19, 2003 6:47:10 GMT -5
Tom Hanks doesn't usually play Aussie Rules Footballers but they've got to avoid being typecast, haven't they?
It's another stage in their Sleepless In Seattle/You've Got Mail things.
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 6:50:25 GMT -5
Oh I love my job dearly, but it's funny, cos it's still work, even though I have a hard time convincing people I don't just surf, sit on a beach and harass people by asking them what they want me to paint!
Alyson
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Jun 19, 2003 6:50:51 GMT -5
Tom Hanks doesn't usually play Aussie Rules Footballers but they've got to avoid being typecast, haven't they? It's another stage in their Sleepless In Seattle/You've Got Mail things. Possible title: "You've got a Sleepless gay online boyfriend" Thoughts? |
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 6:52:34 GMT -5
Tom Hanks isn't playing Ben! No way! Only Ben has the essential Ben quality!
Alyson
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Post by Alyson and the Pussycats on Jun 19, 2003 6:53:56 GMT -5
I like the title. It's very ace. I can see this movie making lots of cash.
Alyson
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