The Square House BS Song.

[Nick]

I'd like to excuse this by pointing out that I will be very busy over the next few days. That is to say, I'll be working sleeping a lot. That is all.


The Square House BS Song:

I love this lovely place,
It's really really ace,
There's a banana* on the table.
The circle** swimming pool
And spa are really cool,
It's nothing like an Aesop's Fable***.

Next door they're singing songs,
They sing them all night long:
"No Good Advice"; "Cry Me A River"****.
The stereo got drowned,
I burned the kitchen down,
And then set fire to the zither.

Behind the walls we hear Big Sister cough,
And then we worry that we pissed her off...

But we don't really care,
Because we know she's fair,
Poetic licence here is needed.
Nicola***** has red hair,
And a ferocious glare,
In naming her I have succeeded!



<sub>Footnotes:

* This could be true. Anyway, the important thing is that I used the word.

** This is ungrammatical, but true.

*** Well, it isn't!

**** I think I heard it, anyway.

***** See, I got her in there too. I think she came up in one of our many night-time conversations, so she is relevant to the PJ BS (do you see what I inadvertantly did there?) experience.</sub>

[Beautiful Freak]

/me claps
well done! bravo!
my family are all so talented!

[Pandarama]

And it fits to the tune of "Do It Till We Drop", if you squish it a bit!

[flum]

Yay, that's fantastic!, though you didn't use my Nicola rhyme *sulks in a half-hearted way*

[Pandarama]

Sorry, I just edited it because the Round House are trying to make theirs more exciting by making it move, y'see. Now I can say that we got there first.

[Nick]

That's an ace idea, but it makes it impossible to read. Oh well...

I hope the rest of you lazy bastards are going to write the music for it. I've done the really hard part already. I think there's a box full of staves and treble clefs under the table, you just need to stick all the notes on there somewhere.

[flum]

Nick said:

That's an ace idea, but it makes it impossible to read. Oh well...

I hope the rest of you lazy bastards are going to write the music for it. I've done the really hard part already. I think there's a box full of staves and treble clefs under the table, you just need to stick all the notes on there somewhere.

*gets the accordian out* Right, we mean business now.

[Nick]

flum said:

*gets the accordian out* Right, we mean business now.

Go for it, Flum!

Seeing as I don't have a clue how that S Club song that Panda mentioned goes, either....

[flum]

Nick said:

Go for it, Flum!

Seeing as I don't have a clue how that S Club song that Panda mentioned goes, either....

Right, lets take it from the top. *Drahnnnnnnnnn-De-de-Drahnnn-de-de*