PJBBLB #2

[Jonny]

At the request of Mr BestWorst, here is the second in the series of (probably) two PopJustice Big Brother's Little Brother:

First off, it's the BIG NEWS

• IndieHorse is the first PJBB evictee. This probably has something to do with the fact that he hasn't been online in ages. Probably.
  Rabbit and Nick escaped eviction.
  Here at PJBBLB, we think it's funny that Jamie posted Jamie's forum supports indiehorse to win
  
• Hula has left!
  
• Big Sister With a Y has left!
  
• I passed my first year of Uni this morning
  

And that's the PJBBLB Big News

So now there is an extra housemate missing due to holidays and coursework emotional issues and now Mr Spinme is in charge.

More interesting than BB4 at any rate. Now for the minor stuff.

After deciding heads or tails ages ago when I last did PJBBLB, housemates were split into two camps:
The Posh Square house (SHP, Nick, Punkiatrix, Jessica, Flum) and the Poo Round house (BestWorst, Indiehorse, Rabbit, Sazz, Fairycakes, Hula)

Nick, the Square house disaster area, managed to almost kill Punk by knocking a stereo into the swimming pool while Punk was in there, burnt down the kitchen and knocked out part of the fence. And burnt a zither

There was also a message sent into the Square house by an unknown source. The message read:
Vote Out Evil Panda

Evil Panda had this to say:

before eating 12 cute small kittens and my gerbil

Nick was deeply effected by this message and spent a bloody age playing with the bouncy ball.
Many important psycologists say that Nick either has no happy ball-bouncing related memories or wanted to have a message about himself appear on the bouncy ball.

Or he's a murderer. We'll have to wait and see.

Nick was also caught up in PissGate- after being caught pissing- of all places- in the toilet!!!!!
Nick has since promised to piss in the shower at all times. This was a relief to all housemates who have been stinking of piss after washing in the toilet after Nick used it to pass water (truly disgusting)

Somehow, he also managed to get Scott from BB4 into the house. And also managed to get into Scott from BB4. With Panda.

So onto the task.

Housemates were told to dress as a superhero and state their superpower. Failure to do so would result in nomination.

Here's a recap:
Panda
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: My nominated special skill is the pithy quip to deliver while dusting the bad guys

Nick
Robin: My superpower/special skill will be to use my costume and general superhero status to look cool and score chicks/guys, while leaving all the actual crimefighting and hard work to Batman

BestWorst
Rap Boy: And my super power is... being able to rap

FairyCakes
Condiment Girl: You go to the fridge and fancy a sandwich,but no! Shock horror! Your evil cat has stolen all your condiments! Well just call my name and i bring them all! mayonaise, ketchup...even salad cream

Jessica
Man Killer

Flum
Thermo Man: My special power is not to show any embarassment despite the fact that every moment of the show studiously avoids being anywhere near Quality Street

Hula
Colour Girl: I bring... colour

Stephuk
Flaming Carrot: my special power.....to make everyone eat their carrots, and if they refuse, i shower them in a rain of carrot gooe

Punkiatrix
Corrupt Conglomorate Boy: sent to earth to protect consumer rights, i use my especially adapted antena to detect bargains/rip offs and use my small change firing weapons to stop evil heads of corrupt conglomorates in their hushpuppied tracks.

sorta like alice beer in a leotard

Rabbit and Indiehorse did not complete the task and we both put up for eviction



I'm sure there has been other stuff happening but I got so backlogged that that's all your getting. Sorry

[BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem.]

That was a valient effort at wading through all the unimportant shit that's happend.

Do you want a George or Victoria cross?

[Nick]

I didn't know I'd been so damn busy!

I'm staggered, especially considering the amount of time I've spent at work, in my increasingly dreary, depressing, soul-destroyingly shit job, where I'm surrounded by some of the world's most pathetic fuckwitted morons, on both sides of the counter asleep.

Just goes to show (something; I dunno what).

[stephuk]

Jonny said:

After deciding heads or tails ages ago when I last did PJBBLB, housemates were split into two camps:
The Posh Square house (SHP, Nick, Punkiatrix, Jessica, Flum) and the Poo Round house (BestWorst, Indiehorse, Rabbit, Sazz, Fairycakes, Hula)

im in the poo round house!! why/how could you forget me?

[Sazz The Way Uh-huh Uh-huh]

Wheres my recap

[Jonny]

stephuk said:

im in the poo round house!! why/how could you forget me?

Dunno. There was a lot of shit to sift through so there was bound to be the odd mistake.

Sazz said:

Wheres my recap

Couldn't be buggered. Sorry