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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Jul 14, 2003 6:57:26 GMT -5
Well I'm back from my long holiday sleep... and I'm ready for action!
Do I have to do anything now? Oh, I'll nominate and then wait...
Amazingly, I have woken from my sleep a much darker brown colour... it's not dirt, honest!
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Post by flum on Jul 14, 2003 15:08:04 GMT -5
I don't suppose you managed to bring a stereo back from your holiday dreamworld. The other one accidently fell on the barbeque and was melted.
It wasn't my fault! I ain't a stereo melter.
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Post by FairyCakes on Jul 14, 2003 15:35:32 GMT -5
welcome back! did you have a nice sleep? The bags from your eyes have gone completly...you look totally refreshed....i suppose what you've just experinced was hybination...but without the nuts
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Post by flum on Jul 14, 2003 15:38:26 GMT -5
welcome back! did you have a nice sleep? The bags from your eyes have gone completly...you look totally refreshed....i suppose what you've just experinced was hybination...but without the nuts BestWorst has no nuts? I'm so sorry, is it a problem in your PJ marriage?
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Post by FairyCakes on Jul 14, 2003 15:42:24 GMT -5
hey flum!...you could be like the trisha...or kilroy of the board......wouldn't that be fun! or the woman off richard and judy/this morning with the grey hair, denise.
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Post by flum on Jul 14, 2003 15:52:44 GMT -5
hey flum!...you could be like the trisha...or kilroy of the board......wouldn't that be fun! or the woman off richard and judy/this morning with the grey hair, denise. Yay, what a fantastic idea. *grabs microphone and brandishes it in front of a woman in the audience who's hair is scraped back in her best scrunchie and is wearing a tracksuit that she'd bought especially for the occasion* So, do you think she should ditch the loser and go down the boozer? Ricki Lake was always my favourite. Every problem could always be solved by a makeover, except for the really serious ones, which couldn't be solved, but would allow Ricki to do her 'concerned' expression and nod in a way which almost makes it look like she was interested in what the low-income members of the American public had to say.
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Post by FairyCakes on Jul 14, 2003 16:24:25 GMT -5
did you see that rikki lake which was called....'sister you must have been switchin...cos appearing on rikki looking that ditchin has started a whole lotta bitchin!'
i just love it when rikki has to say those long titles...and the concerned look is simply priceless...and the audience members with thier mouths open on the ground looking worried...classic!
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Post by Nick on Jul 14, 2003 18:03:22 GMT -5
This is all true, but unfortunately we* have no access to television in the Popjustice Big Brother/Sister (it seems to change at random) house. So your memories of Trisha and Ricki Lake will have to remain just that. Memories.
*I say we, I really mean you. I'm getting normal TV every time I go into the diary room, due to a cunning little scam I've got going with Big Brother/Sister. And you're all in the dark. Fools... all of us. For that is what 'we' means.
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Post by flum on Jul 15, 2003 13:43:13 GMT -5
did you see that rikki lake which was called....'sister you must have been switchin...cos appearing on rikki looking that ditchin has started a whole lotta bitchin!' i just love it when rikki has to say those long titles...and the concerned look is simply priceless...and the audience members with thier mouths open on the ground looking worried...classic! I missed that one, but it sounds like an absolute classic. I like the fact that no matter what the issue is, they always have to rhyme. "Hey mister, we've some good love between us/ but I need to tell you that I've got a penis" and stuff like that.
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Post by FairyCakes on Jul 15, 2003 14:38:13 GMT -5
"Hey mister, we've some good love between us/ but I need to tell you that I've got a penis" and stuff like that. how come he didn't notice when they where having sex? oh well...thats the wonders of rikki! it teaches us the answers to these valuable questions! and nick how come you get to watch telly? can you watch the pj big brother highlights show and watch us all gossip about you? Do you watch balamory? How can i get to watch it? it is a shame we have no telly.
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Post by Nick on Jul 15, 2003 14:44:36 GMT -5
and nick how come you get to watch telly? can you watch the pj big brother highlights show and watch us all gossip about you? Do you watch balamory? How can i get to watch it? it is a shame we have no telly. Just a little blackmail / drug-pushing scam I've got going on. I'm Top Bitch in this house, and none of you even realise it! I don't know what you're talking about. I don't get to watch TV. We don't have a TV in here.
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Post by FairyCakes on Jul 15, 2003 14:47:18 GMT -5
Just a little blackmail / drug-pushing scam I've got going on. I'm Top Bitch in this house, and none of you even realise it! I don't know what you're talking about. I don't get to watch TV. We don't have a TV in here. so top bitch eh? something fishys going on here and i don't think its my dinner......what kind of blackmail...is it dangerous? we all miss telly...*cries*
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Post by Nick on Jul 15, 2003 14:51:05 GMT -5
so top bitch eh? something fishys going on here and i don't think its my dinner......what kind of blackmail...is it dangerous? we all miss telly...*cries* It's going to be chicken for dinner (see other thread). If I can bring myself to face up to my lifelong phobia, and kill one. Not that I haven't laid waste to hundreds of men, women and children who got in the way of my evil schemes in the past. I've killed people twice your size with my bare hands. I've stabbed, poisoned, tortured and maimed Chickens are scary.
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Post by FairyCakes on Jul 15, 2003 14:53:15 GMT -5
It's going to be chicken for dinner (see other thread). If I can bring myself to face up to my lifelong phobia, and kill one. Not that I haven't laid waste to hundreds of men, women and children who got in the way of my evil schemes in the past. I've killed people twice your size with my bare hands. I've stabbed, poisoned, tortured and maimed Chickens are scary. chicken is it a good time to now tell you i'm am really inspector jim bergerac...like off the telly and i have been following your case for 15 years...hahaha! now your locked in here and we've got you surrounded! will it be in a bun?
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Post by Nick on Jul 15, 2003 15:08:31 GMT -5
chicken is it a good time to now tell you i'm am really inspector jim bergerac...like off the telly and i have been following your case for 15 years...hahaha! now your locked in here and we've got you surrounded! will it be in a bun? It's just as well I nominated you for eviction this week then, isn't it? Whatever happens, the second you step outside this house, two of my closest criminal allies will shoot you in the head from long-range, with pinpoint accuracy. That's a really good disguise by the way, Jim. I used to like your theme tune. How did you stand going out with Rosa diMarco? Nope, I'm doing a stir-fry.
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