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Post by Nick on Aug 3, 2003 7:01:35 GMT -5
...and Nick is packing, ready for the evening's final eviction.
He carefully chooses his eviction/winning outfit, hangs it up, and looks in his suitcase. It seems oddly empty.
What else did he bring in that he's forgotten to pack?
Oh, that's right, the timed explosives.
Where did he leave the timed explosives?
Erm...
Bollocks.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the PJBB compound, a timer is counting down from 10:04:37...
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Post by FairyCakes on Aug 3, 2003 7:04:43 GMT -5
as the explosives count down the fellow housemates run into the pjbb cinema and hide under the chairs for shelter. Nick is still in the main building waxing his eyebrows for tonights eviction....they call..but he doesn't hear.
The clock now says 8:32:09
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Post by Nick on Aug 3, 2003 7:09:32 GMT -5
Nick doesn't wax his eyebrows! The very idea. He's not Charlie from Busted, y'know...
Nick is distracted by the fact that he's off to meet a mate in real life for an enjoyable afternoon in/on/around bed a sudden bout of narcolepsy, which sends him to sleep for the rest of the afternoon. But he'll be online awake later, in time for all the chaos to kick-off, he's sure.
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Post by FairyCakes on Aug 3, 2003 7:13:28 GMT -5
As nick falls into his narcoleptic sleep, the other housemates stay sheltered in the cinema, eating the selection of ice cream and popcorn to survive. Who knows when Nick will be online awake againHave a nice afternoon with your mate in/on/or around bed this could be a tricky final afternoon for the housemates
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Aug 3, 2003 17:00:56 GMT -5
As we're in real time I better explain how I, fearless BestWorst, saved the day...
I wee'd on the explosives and they got damp and couldn't explode... Hooray for me - Fairycakes, lets start a new life... some where on a big ranch in Montana...
NB. That is, unless someone else has explained usgot us out of this situation some other way.
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Post by Nick on Aug 3, 2003 17:02:40 GMT -5
That's a relief, I'd forgotten all about them. Yay for not using the toilet, ever!
I'm awake now, by the way.
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Post by FairyCakes on Aug 3, 2003 17:04:23 GMT -5
As we're in real time I better explain how I, fearless BestWorst, saved the day... I wee'd on the explosives and they got damp and couldn't explode... Hooray for me - Fairycakes, lets start a new life... some where on a big ranch in Montana... That would be lovely! Me and My hero in a lovely big ranch.....  awwwww |
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Aug 3, 2003 17:04:27 GMT -5
Ummm, good?
Good. I think.
But tell us if there are anymore explosives, yong man - I'm not made of wee you know.
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Post by Nick on Aug 3, 2003 17:07:47 GMT -5
Ummm, good? Good. I think. But tell us if there are anymore explosives, yong man - I'm not made of wee you know. I had a couple of grenades, but I threw them at those people in short shorts who were waving at us from the mountain ages ago. And the heroin is now safely in the hands (and arms) of Big Sister never existed, and I didn't even just mention it. |
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Aug 3, 2003 17:43:37 GMT -5
I had a couple of grenades, but I threw them at those people in short shorts who were waving at us from the mountain ages ago. And the heroin is now safely in the hands (and arms) of Big Sister never existed, and I didn't even just mention it. Well that's all tied up in a neat little package. No, I mean that. I'm sorry if it sounded sarcastic. |
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Post by Nick on Aug 3, 2003 17:49:13 GMT -5
Yep, all's well that ends well.
That was a fun-packed six weeks!
A big thank-you to Mr Panda for co-devising and moderating the forum.
And another big thank-you to Ms Alyson-with-a-Y for co-devising the forum, and being a fair and approachable Big Sister, until she seemed to get a bit bored of it / busy in the real world last week. ;D
I think I've credited the right people. Have I?
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Post by FairyCakes on Aug 3, 2003 17:50:31 GMT -5
yeah! Thank you! its like the end of term isn't it? Bestworst and Nick....you can give them the flowers, wine and chocolates in assembly  |
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Post by BestWorst :: Lion Down. Ahem. on Aug 3, 2003 17:57:25 GMT -5
Hooray - thanks Cakey...
Although in my state I'm not sure if I can be trusted with wine and choclates, even for a 10 second walk across the stage.
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Post by Nick on Aug 3, 2003 17:58:56 GMT -5
I got Martini instead (because I love it, and I plan to drink most of it later myself). And pansies, because they're a lovely bedding plant, and seem strangely apt in the context of Popjustice. The chocolates aren't particularly gay, though. ;D    |
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awwwww