Post by flum on Aug 9, 2003 13:12:12 GMT -5
*Flum looks around himself with a start and suddenly realises that he was supposed to have left the PJBB house a week ago, but he's been too busy overdosing on shows at the Fringe sleeping to realise this. He throws his belongings into a bag and runs towards the doors to meet his adoring public. He throws open the doors and stands arms aloft, expecting to hear cheers, but there's nothing. He's confused at first but he looks around, realising that there is something amiss.
There's no crowd.
In fact, there's nothing, aside from the house itself, everything is just a desolate wasteland. There's no studio, there's no Davina Flaps waiting to meet him, not even a Jonny O'Leary to banter with. What's going on? Suddenly a squad of monkeys appear dressed in armour over the horizon. No! This can't be, with mounting horror he looks to his left to see part fo the Statue of Liberty poking out of the ground*
My god! It's earth!
There's no crowd.
In fact, there's nothing, aside from the house itself, everything is just a desolate wasteland. There's no studio, there's no Davina Flaps waiting to meet him, not even a Jonny O'Leary to banter with. What's going on? Suddenly a squad of monkeys appear dressed in armour over the horizon. No! This can't be, with mounting horror he looks to his left to see part fo the Statue of Liberty poking out of the ground*
My god! It's earth!
